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Random Funny Things My Kid Says

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

My kid is a little chatty too!

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Alright, without further yada yada, here is my list of ‘Random Funny Things My Kid Says’



July 28, 2016 (2 years and 4 months)


Me: What’s your name?
E: Eegii!
Me: How old are you?
E: 8! 
Me:What’s my name?
E: is Mama!

December 23, 2016

“Mommy has lots of hair!”

E: What’s that mom? 
M: Mommy’s hair keep falling out.
E: Why so many mom? 
M: I don’t really know but maybe because I have thick hair.
E: *calls out for dad* Daddy! Mommy has lots of hair!

November 3, 2016 


M: *showed one finger* Sweetheart, How many fingers do you see? 
E: One! 
M: *showed two*
How many?
E: two!
M: *showed three*
How many? 
E: Many!!!

While bundling her up for school*

M: Here wear your jacket first.
E: Mom, shoes! 
M: Mommy knows, just a minute!
E: *pointed at my nose* Mommy nose? (knows) Mommy nose is big!
M: 😭😭😭😭😭😭

December 30, 2016
“I have money”

E: Mom, I have money! 
M: What? Where did you get the money? 
E: Here! Daddy’s pocket.
M: You found money from Daddy’s jacket? (the one I washed) 
E: I found lots of money! Let’s go buy surprise egg, mom!

December 25, 2016
“Not many”

E: Mom, I want this one, please.
(asking for more gumball)
M: But you said you want milk. You can have more of that tomorrow, you’ve had enough.
E: Mom, please. I want (just) one. Not two, not many. 


March 23, 2017


E: Mom, why people buy so many food?
M: Because they want to eat
E: Why there’s so many people?
M: Because God made many people
E: Why? 
M: Because He loves His people. He loves us.
E: Why? 

May 20, 2017

“Zip lines”


E: Mommy look up there! There’s many zip line! (She was referring to the electric power cables.)


July 27, 2017
The night is old “

E: Mommy we need to go to bed. The night is old. 

June 12, 2017

M: Sweetheart, let’s get inside the pharmacy first, mommy needs medicine. 
*Tried to pull the door open.*
M: Oooops, why are they close?

June 2, 2017 
“My knee hurts”

M: Tidy up your toys already.  
E: Mom, daddy will help you clean up. 
M: But that’s your mess, isn’t it?
E: Mommy my knee hurts. 
M: Why? 
E: My knee hurts I can not clean up.

July 25, 2017

M: Hey, that’s enough chocolates, go and brush your teeth. 

E: No, just a little bit. I am just putting in my mouth, on my tongue. 


July 3, 2018

E: Mommy do birds poop eggs?
M: hmm..they lay eggs
E: Oh they don’t poop eggs! How about ducks? 
M: They lay eggs too. Ducks are birds too. 
E: Oh! Then birds lay eggs and the eggs hatch and then small birds come out? 
M: Yes..
E: Oh, do small birds fly? 
M: Yes they do but not right away, they wait until they are ready to fly.
E: Oh! Do men poop babies? 
M: No. Mommies give birth to babies.
E: Oh!

August 5, 2018
“Rock, paper, scissors”

E: Where have you been, daddy? 😅😂
D: I went to see my friends.
E: What did you do? Did you play rock, paper, scissors?

September 6, 2018

E: Mommy, are you tired?
Let me give you a massage and can I watch tv? 

September 2018

M: Did you touch my lipstick?
E: No. I washed my mouth because I have wound and there’s germs in it. 
M: Sure you did not take my lipstick out? 
E: No. 
M: Okay. What color did you use? 
E: Uhm like purple, red! 
M: Aha!

May 9, 2018
“Hocus Pocus”

M: What if our new baby’s another girl? 
E: No. I want a boy. 
M: Just what if it’s a girl. 
E: I just want a boy! 
M: But we can’t be so sure. 
E: Then…hocus pocus! It’s going to be a boy!


March 3, 2018

Z: Mommy you have a giant tummy. I think there is a baby brother inside. Let’s cut your tummy and take the baby out! 


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January 15

E: Mommy, in the night can we call my friends and have slumber party? 
Me: What? What slumber party?
E: A girl party.
Me: What kind of girl party?
E: They have fun.
Me: What do they do in the party?
Z: They have fun, they have pillow fight you know, big girls put make up on. 
Me: 😱🤪

January 2019
WOTD: Jert

While having breakfast she asked:

E: Tita you know this looks like a jert? (Referring to the toast with caramel syrup)

Me: ???
Tita: Junk?
E: No. It’s like jert you know
Me: Joke? Did you say joke?
E: No! Jert! Like marshmallow. 
Tita: Okay give us more example.
E: (frustrated) JERT! 
Me: Junk? Junk food?
E: No! Not that! You don’t understand! Jert!? When you are done with your food, you eat like marshmallow?

Me: (LOL) ahhhh! Dessert! 
Me and Tita: 😱😱😱🤣🤣🤣

E: Yes, that’s what I’m talking about! You guys don’t understand!

March 11, 2019

I’ve read all the birthday messages for her and here’s what she said:

Eegii: You have a lot of friends, I have so many messages! 🤣
me: What will you say then?
Eegii: I like it! Thank you! 😍
And mommy don’t mess with me because you said it’s my birthday I can do what I want! 🤣😂

March 29, 2019

E: Wow Ryan! Ryan!
Mommy, come here! Look!
It’s Ryan on TV! He’s on Nickelodeon! I want to go there. Can we go there so I can ask him for [an] autograph? 😁

Me: 😮😲

April 1. 2019

E: Mommy, can I shower? 
Me: Sige, just be quick coz it’s getting late already. 
E: That’s okay. I don’t want to shower. April fools! Gotcha!

I know you have that one chatty kid too!

Isn’t it fun to have one? LOL.

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